There is good movies and then there are crap movies. Movies that entertain us and ones that make us wish we had never seen any film ever. Then there comes along a gem like Massacre on Aisle 12. The brain child of Chad Ridgely and A.J Via. This is the story of a group of workers in a hardware store on Christmas Eve who find a dead body and a bag of cash, and the comedy that is Massacre on aisle 12 begins. Filled with great characters and tons of one liners this movie hooked me right from the beginning. We first neet Jack (Chad Ridgely) who is the assistant manger showing the new guy, Dave (Michael Buonomo) around the store and introducing him to the motley crew that runs this store. From the lovely Melissa Saint-Amand who plays the cashier Tara to the very ambiguously Gay manager Mr. Kipper (Doug Burch) this cast is all star and funny as hell.
After the dead guy is found all the employees start to question each other right off the bat. Someone grabs a crossbow out of the sporting goods department and then the body's start to drop. Massacre is defiantly a comedy horror movie and would make a great party movie. To anyone that has ever worked retail this is must see, it has every person you have ever worked with and the ones you wish you had. I give this a solid 9 out of 10. I encourage you the reader to check out all of the movies I review and form your own opinion but this is a stop what you are doing right now and go see see it. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
No comments:
Post a Comment